Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The Survivor...

It was a bright July morning, a pleasant break from the otherwise dull and cloudy monsoon weather and it did bring with it, a hope that something good was bound to happen!:)"Nature could not have set a better tone to this!" said the old lady, waiting outside the Operation Theater, anxiously waiting to see the birth of her 7th grand child!

Inside, Dr.Radha was busy at her work, helping the mother deliver her baby with as little pain as possible!This was definitely no big deal for her, for she was a name in the medical field and the delivery had absolutely no complications!

"We are almost done here!" She exclaimed as the baby's head started popping out... Well...it seemed as thought nothing could go wrong!Suddenly,the doctor noticed that the baby had started turning blue! She could not think of anything that could have possibly gone wrong..hence she attempted to pull the baby out with utmost care possible.. She noticed that the baby turned bluer! Now that was not meant to BE!

After a moment of brief panic, she observed carefully! The reason suddenly caught her eye... The umbilical cord (the cord that connects the child to the mother through its naval) had unfortunately been wound around the baby's neck and with every successive attempts to pull the baby out, it got tighter around its neck making it difficult for the baby to breathe!She cut the chord off instantly,pulled the baby out softly and had it(still blue in color) delivered into the mother's hands "It is a boy ma'am!" She turned and reached for the door to let the family know of the boy's birth and as she walked she thought to herself "A couple of pulls more and the boy would have died!Thank God, he survived!"





YES... I DID SURVIVE :)

P.S LOLOLOL... Everything that I have written above is true to THE CORE!of course the whole "nature" thing is all drama and i am sure you would have sensed that!(yes, vidya...go ahead and call me a narcissist) but the rest is all true.. lol

P.P.S Finally a short article!!! Yipeeeeeeeeee

14 comments:

misterbutler said...

achu... u r in danger now... til now, ur blogs, by its very length, defended itself against d risk of bein read... :D

awesome fun it wud hav been, alle? nice nice... i din hav any xperience lik dis.. shud hav asked my mom to go to dat hospital itself... cud hav got atleast a topic to blog on... :( anyway over... so lite.. n better luck for me next time.. :P

btw achu.. how old wer u wen dis happened? u remember it very wel.. dats y asked... :D

sshhhh...now serious... thank god.. nothin happened to dis lil genius.. n v r lucky enuf to get him alive... 2moro 1 packet candle i wil giv... :)

Unknown said...

haha i wont call u jus cuz u thot i would :P
nice experience though you would have been totally unaware of anything :)
nice post, short one too!

Unknown said...

everything true?!?! i seriously doubt that....
"It is a boy ma'am!" :P

smilingassassin said...

yeah its true... my mom said she did say that... lol!

codename_047 said...

ahh.. the birth story... the source shuld b grandmom i suppose... nd trust me my birth wasn`t without its own excitement...but i think whn grandmoms narrate the story it does bcom dramatic as it is prob the only event whr arguably the 2 most imp people in her life r involved an anxiety is prob par for the course..

Sidharth Ullal said...

scary story O:-)

Anonymous said...

The Umbilical C(h)ord will definitely not strike a chord amongst the medical fraternity. :)

Nice post, though. Aren't all Hindu Gods blue?? :P

smilingassassin said...

lol.. thanks for pointing out the mistake :P

fiddlesticks said...

Near-death experience at birth! Nice one :)

Oink said...

Aah, how were the doctors to know that they were unleashing an assassin, albeit a smiling one, upon the world !

Sidharth Ullal said...

dude, when's the new material gonna be released????!?

CdV said...

esto es mierda total toro i apuesta. feliz cumpleaƱos. ahora sabemos que u estoy?

Sidharth Ullal said...

@CDV u must've bumped ur head when really young. No wonder u typing gibberish

CdV said...

thts spanish! the nurse was latin my mom tells me! she kept whispering gibberish in my ears.. which now i found out was actually spanish! hmm...
this wud make an even more interestin story than asswins "blue mans group" like entry into this world!! but jus not so jobless!